Hey kids...I'm back. Don't get too excited because I work in insurance now, so I'm like an adult. And we will see about the first post back....Let me ease in.
I recently saw a commercial that said the average person has 3,000 thoughts a day. Um......dizzzzattt. (For those of you that didn't go to Olathe South-that is "doubt it" Picture your tongue sticking out,well yours-cause I can't, whilst saying it)
Anyway, I think that is a bit much. Then I started thinking about my thought versus the average person's, or a smarter persons. Here is a true documentation of my thoughts in about 3 hours in the correct order, obviously not close to 3,000 but I just realized that if a person has 3000 thoughts, some have got to be ridic....
And the thoughts came on a recent trip to Tulsa, OK so lots of time to think while starring at nothing...intermixed with belting tunes....
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I wish I could sing better
I wish I had a helicopter
I wonder what would happen if Justin and Britney never broke up. Would they have ridiculous kids, still be making music, would Britney have gone crazy?
I think that Taryn and I would go on Amazing Race, 1. I think we could win, 2. I think we would be really entertaining.
The star dome in Junior High was awesome, I wonder if they still have it? (For those of you wondering, I texted my sister Aimee and they don't....Lameness) I wonder if you can rent it for parties?
(Then I wrote "Vanessa blog name" but I don't know what that means...)
My thoughts are kinds of scattered
Who gets to name cities? Who gets to name stuff like grass? Who names things?
I wish I had a plane
How do names catch on. Like how did everyone know to call a bar of soap a bar of soap, I mean they didn't have commercials back then.
Why would someone ever put a decal of a wolf on the back of their car.
I wish I could apparate
I just wish I was magic.
Getting older sucks, look at these bags under my eyes.
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That's it. That is 3 hours of thoughts....of a 26 year old. Sad City
ONE - Michael Eugene
7 years ago