Serial Killers

Just like every morning, I log into I.M. (Yes IM-like old school AOL). I am talking to Ashley Payson (like usual-also part of the DFU chat we made so we can all talk at once-which gets stressful sometimes). Anyway, Ashley and I are talking about lunch and what we each brought. Ashley not only loves eating food, but loves talking about it as well. So, she sends me her latest blog post:

http://nohusbandnohousenodog.blogspot.com/2010/02/im-sensing-trend.html

I read it, laugh at my desk and respond to her IM. The following IM conversation ensues....(notice the bolded comments)

haus1303 (12:08:25 PM): Ha! I commented
ashpayson (12:09:27 PM): bahahahahha
ashpayson (12:09:31 PM): Love the comment!!!!!
ashpayson (12:09:38 PM): even more proof that I have issues
haus1303 (12:09:59 PM): Well we all know that.
ashpayson (12:10:18 PM): haha
haus1303 (12:10:37 PM): I wish I had someone to peel my orange for me.
ashpayson (12:10:55 PM): oh man! I love peeling oranges!!
ashpayson (12:11:15 PM): makes me think that maybe i was a serial killer in a past life. haus1303 (12:11:26 PM): Lol. I just don't want to get my hands all dirty
ashpayson (12:11:26 PM): they say that serial killers like to peel oranges
haus1303 (12:11:33 PM): baaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha
ashpayson (12:11:34 PM): and like to peel flesh

Ashley Payson everyone...